Whistling

Whistling to avoid bringing attention to yourself when you’re doing something wrong is probably one of the dumbest things I've seen or heard.

Whistling? Really? Who the hell whistles anymore? If anything , that should get you in MORE trouble than you’re already in. ‘I’m afraid we’re locking you up for a month for shoplifting, and we heard you were whistling while you did it... So we're just going to go ahead and keep you here for the rest of the year...’